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James and I, once again, went to our favorite boob related park Dollywood.
We started the day like normal...with a big ole plate of Fried Green Tomatoes....yummy,
Looking out
the window of our resturant, we have our first celebrity sighting of
the day...
Jim
Disney singing to us. Hi Jim and THANKS so much!!
As you can see, Jame be very excited about the new Timber Tuna ride!
Thunderhead is starting to blend into the park with lots of foliage and whatknought.
This is where Thunderhead Gap with expand.
Second
celebrity sighting of the day!
Napoleon Dynamite was in the first car of Thunderhead
Speaking of Thunderhead Gap, some of Dolly's diehard fans begin to line the streets awaiting and hoping to catch a glimpse of the Queen of the Smokies.
This queen
wearing a 1980's Vince Neil-esque Too Fast For Love belt and hip hugging
jeans from Old Navy rolls his sleeves in anti -------------------pation
of seeing his idol.
No, not me, Dolly Parton!
What is up with these trains....
..and this dude's back hair creeping out of his shirt?
Again, speaking
of Thunderhead Gap, people at Dollywood love to show they
patriotisms and stuff.
Dollywood is very tolerant of sleeping with animals.
Finally, what you have been waiting for!
I hope you mother fackos enjoyed your trizzzznip!